murder mittens are real – gift for cat lover

Description

Murder mittens are real and should be a registered weapon!

A perfect gift for the Cat Lovers in your life!  I know a few rescuers that would appreciate a little bread with some cocoa.

Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?

Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

Comes with your choice of 6 flavors:

• OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
• Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
• Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
• Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
• MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
• MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

About our product: 

At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.

Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.