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$6.00
Those fluff balls of joy can sometimes be, well an asshole. Our “ cats are assholes” Sass Tag says what we were all thinking!
Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:
- OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
- Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices. If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
- Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter! It is like dessert in a cup.
- Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
- MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice ! WHOA is this even legal?
- MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling. All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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$6.00
Perfect for the one that helped control the cat population. Our “ his nuts are gone – thanks to you” Sass Tag says Neuter as loud as you can!
Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:
- OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
- Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices. If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
- Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter! It is like dessert in a cup.
- Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
- MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice ! WHOA is this even legal?
- MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling. All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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$6.00
Murder mittens are real and should be a registered weapon!
Perfect for:
- Cat Lovers
- Rescuers
- Veterinarians
Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?
Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.
Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:
- OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
- Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices. If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
- Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter! It is like dessert in a cup.
- Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
- MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice ! WHOA is this even legal?
- MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling. All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
About our product:
At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.
Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.
Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.
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$6.00
Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:
- OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
- Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices. If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
- Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter! It is like dessert in a cup.
- Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
- MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice ! WHOA is this even legal?
- MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling. All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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$6.00
I am sorry My Dog is a Menace. Whether it is the barking, the big licks to the face, or if they stole your friends sandwich. Sometimes we have to apologize for our best friend. My dog in a menace Sass Tag on our delicious Hot Cocoa, might make it all better.
A perfect small gift for the neighbor that was kept up all night or the friend that got a kiss they didn’t ask for. A little apology is always sweeter with some cocoa.
Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.
Comes with your choice of 6 flavors:
- OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
- Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices. If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
- Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter! It is like dessert in a cup.
- Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
- MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice ! WHOA is this even legal?
- MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling. All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
About our product:
At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.
Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.
Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.
