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  • "Relax - It's all going to be okay" - Candle 9oz Soy

    “Relax – It’s all going to be okay” – Candle 9oz Soy

    $22.50

    Relax – It’s all going to be okay.

     

    This 9oz soy candle holds 50–60 hours of clean-burning glow in a reusable glass jar. Each scent is layered with natural essential oils to create moods that travel from crisp orchard afternoons to salty ocean evenings, or to the hush of fir and fireplace. The glossy, permanent label wraps the jar with hand-drawn flourishes and a darkly playful message that reads like a wink between friends. Light it during slow mornings, long conversations, or late-night confessions; when it’s finished, wash the jar and repurpose it as a votive holder, storage jar, or tiny vase.

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  • it's too early for wine cocoa mug

    “Too Early for Wine” Funny Sassory mug (11oz/15oz)

    Price range: $14.99 through $15.99

    Morning light pours over the counter. You wrap both hands around a glossy ceramic mug and read the cheeky line and remind yourself, it’s too early for wine.

    The muted, clean design keeps the mood calm while the bright print pops against the white ceramic. Comfortable to hold, easy to clean, and built to stay part of your routine, it brings a little wry warmth to mornings that aren’t quite ready for anything stronger than coffee or mocha.

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  • "Adulting is Hard"  Ceramic Mug (11oz & 15oz)

    “Adulting is Hard” Ceramic Mug (11oz & 15oz)

    Price range: $14.99 through $15.99

    Morning ritual with a wink. This glossy ceramic mug carries the cheeky message “Adulting is Hard” as a small, bright nudge during bleary wake-ups and mid-afternoon slumps. The clean, muted artwork and tidy lines sit calmly on white ceramic, offering a gentle contrast to whatever chaos the day brings. It feels good in your hand—the C-handle is comfortable for slow coffee sips or that extra-large chocolate treat—and the bold print stays vivid through repeat use. Pop it in the microwave to reheat, or toss it in the dishwasher when you’re done. It settles naturally on kitchen counters, studio desks, and cozy reading nooks, bringing a little humor and grace to ordinary moments.

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  • Funny Candle — "Smells Like I Have My Shit Together" (9oz Soy)

    Funny Candle — “Smells Like I Have My Shit Together” (9oz Soy)

    $22.50

    “Smells Like I Have My Shit Together” is a fun little nod to the fact that we don’t have to actually have it all together to pretend we do.

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  • Our friendship is like this candle, forget about me and I'll burn your house down

    Funny Novelty Candle — “Our Friendship Is Like This Candle: Forget About Me and I’ll Burn Your House Down” (9oz Soy)

    $22.50

    Our Friendship is like this candle – forget about me and I’ll burn your house down.

    Warm, honest, and a little bit Sassy — this 9oz soy candle holds 50–60 hours of clean-burning glow in a reusable glass jar. Each aromatic scent is layered with natural essential oils to create moods that travel from crisp orchard afternoons to baking in the kitchen. The glossy, permanent label wraps the jar with hand-drawn flourishes and a darkly playful message that reads like a wink between friends. Light it during slow mornings, long conversations, or late-night confessions; when it’s finished, wash the jar and repurpose it as a votive holder, storage jar, or tiny vase.

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  • Gift Basket with Sassory Mug and Sass Size Treats

    Gift Basket – Personalized Sassory Mug and 2 Sass Size Products

    $25.00

    This gift set pairs a personalized Sassory ceramic mug with two Sass Size products — and they get to choose exactly what goes inside.

    Create your gift – select treats and message

    • 2 Sass Size Products — choose any combination from our available flavors
    • add your Sassy Message that will be on the 11 oz ceramic mug and as a tag on the package.

    Shipping – Due to the personalized nature of the product allow 1-2 weeks for shipping

  • Sip. Savor. Be Sassy. Long Sleeve Tee

    Sip. Savor. Be Sassy. Long Sleeve Tee

    Price range: $28.70 through $34.70

    Sip. Savor. Be Sassy

    Long Sleeve Shirt.  In a variety of Sassy Colors and sizes.

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  • Sip. Savor. Be Sassy Hoodie

    Sassory ‘Sip. Savor. Be Sassy.’ Hoodie

    Price range: $35.75 through $41.00

    Sip. Savor. Be Sassy. 

    Soft, cozy, and quietly confident — this hoodie is wearable sass.  Choose from a variety of colors and sizes.

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  • Sassory t shirt with short sleeve

    Sassory Tee – Sip. Savor. Be Sassy.

    $15.70

    Sassory T-Shirts are here!  Sassory – Sip. Savor. Be Sassy.

    Sip. Savor. Be Sassy.

    This classic Sassory T-shirt features our signature logo and favorite tagline on a soft, comfortable tee designed for everyday wear. Perfect for market days, casual outings, or gifting to the Sassory fan in your life.

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  • Sassory Sip. Savor. Be Sassy —  Woman's Short-Sleeve Tee

    Sassory Sip. Savor. Be Sassy — Woman’s Short-Sleeve Tee

    $15.70

    Sip. Savor. Be Sassy.

    Flattering, comfortable, and full of personality, this women’s cap-sleeve tee features the Sassory logo and our signature motto: “Sip. Savor. Be Sassy.” Designed for women who love great food, good company, and a little extra flair, this tee pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or your favorite weekend outfit.
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  • Personalized Sassory Message Mug | Custom Gift Ceramic Mug

    Personalized Sassory Message Mug | Custom Gift Ceramic Mug

    Price range: $14.99 through $15.99

    Give the gift of Sass with our personalized Sassory Mug

    At Sassory, we believe words matter. Our cocoa mixes have become known for the thoughtful, sarcastic, and funny Sass Tags. Now we’ve taken that idea one step further.

    The Sassory Personalized Message Mug lets you create your own permanent Sass Tag,  right on the mug. Whether it’s a favorite quote, a heartfelt message, a private joke, or words of encouragement, this mug turns an everyday routine into something meaningful.

    Pair it with a Sassory cocoa mix for the ultimate comfort gift, or give it on its own as a personalized keepsake they’ll use again and again.

    The little messages on our signature cocoa blends is now available on this 11 or 15 oz mug.  It transforms a simple cup into a daily reminder of encouragement, laughter, love, or sass. Customize it with your own message and create a gift they’ll enjoy long after the last sip.

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