Funny Novelty Candle — “Our Friendship Is Like This Candle: Forget About Me and I’ll Burn Your House Down” (9oz Soy)
$22.50
Our Friendship is like this candle – forget about me and I’ll burn your house down.
Warm, honest, and a little bit Sassy — this 9oz soy candle holds 50–60 hours of clean-burning glow in a reusable glass jar. Each aromatic scent is layered with natural essential oils to create moods that travel from crisp orchard afternoons to baking in the kitchen. The glossy, permanent label wraps the jar with hand-drawn flourishes and a darkly playful message that reads like a wink between friends. Light it during slow mornings, long conversations, or late-night confessions; when it’s finished, wash the jar and repurpose it as a votive holder, storage jar, or tiny vase.
Description
Crafted with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a 100% cotton wick, this candle is vegan, non-toxic, and made to meet ASTM safety standards. Choose from a dozen curated scents — from Apple Harvest’s warm spice to Coconut Creme — or go fragrance-free for gentle, scentless ambience. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, each candle offers steady, clean fragrance throw without synthetic dyes or harsh additives.
Product features
– Eco-friendly, vegan formula: 100% natural soy wax blend and 100% cotton wick — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes.
– Reusable glass vessel: clean and repurpose the jar as decor once the wax is gone.
– Scent options: choices include Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Unscented, and more.
– Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours of steady, clean-burning illumination.
– Safety and quality: manufactured to ASTM safety standards with a glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA.
Care instructions
– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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