Funny Candle — “Smells Like I Have My Shit Together” (9oz Soy)

Description

Crafted with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a 100% cotton wick, this candle is vegan, non-toxic, and made to meet ASTM safety standards. Choose from a dozen curated scents — from Apple Harvest’s warm spice to Sea Salt + Orchid’s marine florals — or go fragrance-free for gentle, scentless ambience. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, each candle offers steady, clean fragrance throw without synthetic dyes or harsh additives.

Product features

– Eco-friendly, vegan formula: 100% natural soy wax blend and 100% cotton wick — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes.

– Reusable glass vessel: clean and repurpose the jar as decor once the wax is gone.

– Twelve scent options: choices include Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Unscented, and more.

– Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours of steady, clean-burning illumination.

– Safety and quality: manufactured to ASTM safety standards with a glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA.

Care instructions

– Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.