Sassory & Co

  • You make everything sweeter sass tag

    You make everything sweeter – small gift for a friend

    $6.00

    Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?

    Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

    How sweet!  Hearing   “ You make me smile ” would definitely make anyone smile back!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

    At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

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  • you make me smile tag for small gift cocoa mix

    You make me smile – small gift for a friend

    $6.00

    How sweet!  Hearing   “ You make me smile ” would definitely make anyone smile back!

    Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?
    Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

    About our product: 

    At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

    Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.

    Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.

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  • I like you more than patients

    I like you more than patients

    $6.00

    Being a caregiver is hard – give your coworkers a little lift in the form of Chocolate!  I like you more than patients says it all.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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  • it's too early for wine

    it’s too early for wine

    $6.00

     When drinking a glass of wine would be wrong – our hot cocoa steps up.  Can I recommend Chai There! or either the MexiCoco or MexiMoco?  They bring a little party to the times you can’t spike it up.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • murder mittens are real sass tag

    murder mittens are real – gift for cat lover

    $6.00

    Murder mittens are real and should be a registered weapon!

    Perfect for:

    • Cat Lovers
    • Rescuers
    • Veterinarians

    Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?
    Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

    About our product: 

    At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

    Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.

    Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • my cat is still plotting your death

    my cat is still plotting your death

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • my dog is a menace

    my dog is a menace – apology

    $6.00

    I am sorry My Dog is a Menace.  Whether it is the barking, the big licks to the face, or if they stole your friends sandwich.  Sometimes we have to apologize for our best friend.  My dog in a menace Sass Tag on our delicious Hot Cocoa, might make it all better.

    A perfect small gift for the neighbor that was kept up all night or the friend that got a kiss they didn’t ask for.  A little apology is always sweeter with some cocoa.

    Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

    Comes with your choice of 6 flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

    About our product: 

    At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

    Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.

    Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • my therapist doesn't stroke my hair

    my therapist doesn’t stroke my hair

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • teachers should get combat pay

    teachers should get combat pay

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • we don't get paid enough for this shit

    we don’t get paid enough for this shit

    $6.00

     Need an office laugh? ~  we don’t get paid enough for this shit Sass tag on some premium hot Chocolate will definitely do it. Now – get back to work before the boss see you savoring deliciousness.

     Comes with your choice of 6 flavors, available in Clean Slate (Pure Hot Cocoa with nothing artificial) or Fully Loaded (Chocolate Chips & Marshmallows).

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  • we never liked him anyway

    we never liked him anyway

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you answer my 11 pm texts

    you answer my 11pm texts

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you are cheaper than a therapist

    you are cheaper than a therapist

    $6.00

    To that person you can just vent to..you are cheaper than a therapist! Thank you.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you are still older than me

    you are still older than me

    $6.00

    When a birthday rolls around sometimes it is fun to remind people that they are still older than you!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you deserve it

    you deserve it

    $6.00

    No Sass here!  Just a friendly reminder to the person that has been grinding away~ they deserve whatever has come their way.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you didn't kill me sass tag

    you didn’t kill me –

    $6.00

    Sometimes you might not be your best version – but your bestie, caregiver or boss didn’t kill you.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page