Sassory & Co

  • being related to me is hard

    being related to me is hard

    $6.00

    Sometime we have to admit it.  We don’t pick our family.   Our “ being related to me” Sass Tag says at least I own it!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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  • cats are assholes

    cats are assholes

    $6.00

    Those fluff balls of joy can sometimes be, well an asshole.  Our “ cats are assholes” Sass Tag says what we were all thinking!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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  • OG Hot Cocoa Mix Sass Size

    OG Cocoa – Gourmet Frozen or Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

    Price range: $6.00 through $10.00

    OG Cocoa – Gourmet Frozen or Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

    Flavor Profile:  Warm, rich, and unapologetically classic

    Flavor Description:  OG Hot Chocolate delivers the perfect balance of creamy cocoa indulgence and playful charm.

    Crafted from premium dark cocoa for a smooth, decadent sip, it’s comfort in a cup and my personal favorite.  We have searched high and low for the best quality ingredients for our drink mixes and spared no expense.  We only use Cocoa Barry Extra Brute 100 % Cocao Powder in our mixes and our Dry Milk originates from a Farm in Pennsylvania.  Only the best for you!

    Our mixes can be prepared as a Hot Chocolate or as a Frozen Drink.

    If you would like to make this giftable – visit the Shop by Sass Tag category.

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  • Chai There Hot Cocoa Mix - Sass Size

    Chai There! – Gourmet Hot or Frozen Chocolate Drink Mix

    Price range: $6.00 through $10.00

    Chai There! –  Sass Size or Fam Size
    Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!

    Our mixes can be prepared Hot or as a Frozen Drink.

      • Size:
        • Sass Size   The Sass Size makes 2 servings, ideal for sharing or savoring solo.
        • Fam Size makes 4 servings, ideal for sharing with friends or the whole family
      • Directions:  
        • Hot:  Mix 1/4 cup of mix with 10 oz. of hot water.
        • Frozen:  Add 1/4 cup of mix with 2 oz. of water or cold coffee and mix until smooth, add ice and blend.
        • Over Ice:  Add 1/4 cup of mix with 6 oz. of cold water or coffee, mix until smooth, add ice.
        • Milk Shake:  Add 1/4 cup of mix with 2 oz. of milk,  mix till smooth, add vanilla ice cream and blend.

    If you would like to make this giftable – visit the Shop by Sass Tag category.

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  • Peanut Butter Bliss hot cocoa mix sass size

    Peanut Butter Bliss- Gourmet Hot or Frozen Chocolate Drink Mix

    Price range: $6.00 through $10.00

    Peanut Butter Bliss – Gourmet Hot or Frozen Chocolate Drink Mix

    Flavor Profile: Just the right amount of nutty

    Flavor Description:  OG with real peanut butter powder – it’s like dessert in a cup

    Crafted from premium dark cocoa for a smooth, decadent sip, it’s comfort in a cup and my personal favorite.  We have searched high and low for the best quality ingredients for our drink mixes and spared no expense.  We only use Cocoa Barry Extra Brute 100 % Cocao Powder in our mixes and our Dry Milk originates from a Farm in Pennsylvania.  Only the best for you!

    Our mixes can be prepared Hot or as a Frozen Drink.

    If you would like to make this giftable – visit the Shop by Sass Tag category.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Espress Yourself Hot cocoa mix - in Sass Size

    Espress Yourself – Gourmet Hot or Frozen Chocolate Drink Mix

    Price range: $6.00 through $10.00

    Express Yourself – Gourmet Hot or Frozen Chocolate Drink Mix

    Flavor Profile:  Bold and full of confidence.

    Flavor Description: OG with an extra boost of coffee!  AKA Mocha

    Crafted from premium dark cocoa for a smooth, decadent sip, it’s comfort in a cup and my personal favorite.  We have searched high and low for the best quality ingredients for our drink mixes and spared no expense.  We only use Cocoa Barry Extra Brute 100 % Cocao Powder in our mixes and our Dry Milk originates from a Farm in Pennsylvania.  Only the best for you!

    Our mixes can be prepared Hot or as a Frozen Drink.

    If you would like to make this giftable – visit the Shop by Sass Tag category.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • MexiMoco Hot Cocoa mix,

    Mexi Moco- Gourmet Hot or Frozen Chocolate Drink Mix

    Price range: $6.00 through $10.00

    MexiMoco Gourmet Chocolate Drink Mix

    Flavor Profile:  A little heat and plenty of attitude

    Flavor Description:  OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?

    Crafted from premium dark cocoa for a smooth, decadent sip, it’s comfort in a cup and my personal favorite.  We have searched high and low for the best quality ingredients for our drink mixes and spared no expense.  We only use Cocoa Barry Extra Brute 100 % Cocao Powder in our mixes and our Dry Milk originates from a Farm in Pennsylvania.  Only the best for you!

    Our mixes can be prepared Hot or as a Frozen Drink.

    If you would like to make this giftable – visit the Shop by Sass Tag category.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • MexiCoco Hot chocolate Mix Sass Size

    Mexi Coco- Gourmet Hot or Frozen Chocolate Drink Mix

    Price range: $6.00 through $10.00

    Mexi Coco Gourmet Chocolate Drink Mix

    Flavor Profile:  A little heat and a little less attitude

    Flavor Description:  The quieter sibling to MexiMoco.  It still has the heat but no coffee here.

    Crafted from premium dark cocoa for a smooth, decadent sip, it’s comfort in a cup and my personal favorite.  We have searched high and low for the best quality ingredients for our drink mixes and spared no expense.  We only use Cocoa Barry Extra Brute 100 % Cocao Powder in our mixes and our Dry Milk originates from a Farm in Pennsylvania.  Only the best for you!

    Our mixes can be prepared Hot or as a Frozen Drink.

    If you would like to make this giftable – visit the Shop by Sass Tag category.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • drinking in the classroom is wrong

    drinking in the classroom is wrong

    $6.00

    If they can’t drink something stronger in the classroom  – how about some un-spiked Sassory Hot Cocoa – it is perfect for when drinking in the classroom is wrong

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you can't drink wine in the classroom

    you can’t drink wine in the classroom – teacher gift

    $6.00

    You can’t drink wine in the classroom – sometimes even the best teacher needs a little reminder (haha) – .  But they can drink Sassory!  Give them the little break they deserve

    Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?
    Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

    About our product: 

    At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

    Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.

    Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • glitter and glue didn't break you

    glitter and glue didn’t break you

    $6.00

    Shout out to all the teachers and child care workers that go home looking like a stripper.  Our “ glitter and glue didn’t break you” Sass Tag says we thank you!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • his nuts are gone - thanks to you

    his nuts are gone – thanks to you

    $6.00

    Perfect for the one that helped control the cat population.  Our “ his nuts are gone – thanks to you” Sass Tag says Neuter as loud as you can!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • I got to sassy

    I got to sassy

    $6.00

    Sometimes we need to apologize…mending the fence over some Sassory Hot Chocolate could be just the thing that starts a good conversation.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • I just want to see 1 more listing

    I just want to see 1 more listing

    $6.00

    A little bribery for your agent.  “ I just want to see 1 more listing” Sass Tag might just be the edge you need!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • I kinda like you (don't make it weird)

    I kinda like you (don’t make it weird)

    $6.00

    When you just want to say it – without saying it. Our “ I kinda like you (don’t make it weird)” Sass Tag says it for you!  Comes with your choice of 6 flavors

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • I Love You! - small gift for someone you love

    I Love You! – small gift for someone you love

    $6.00

    A simple “ I Love You” Sass gift Tag is all a person needs to hear!

    Comes with your choice of 6 flavors. 

    Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?
    Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

    About our product: 

    At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

    Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.

    Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page