
Start by choosing your sass tag below — then customize your flavor and style on the product page.
Bestie Tags
For your best friend, ride-or-die, or chosen family — pick the tag that says it for you.
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Holidays – Special Occasions Tags
Whatever the occasion we have a tag for it – or not – did you know we can create a custom tag just for you?
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a card doesn’t taste this good
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adulting is hard
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being related to me is hard
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his nuts are gone – thanks to you
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I kinda like you (don’t make it weird)
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I Love You! – small gift for someone you love
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you are still older than me
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You make everything sweeter – small gift for a friend
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You make me smile – small gift for a friend
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Caregiver Tags
Being a caregiver is often hard – a dose of humor can make a difference.
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Because if we didn’t laugh we would cry
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glitter and glue didn’t break you
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I got to sassy
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I like you more than patients
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it’s too early for wine
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you answer my 11pm texts
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you deserve it
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you didn’t kill me –
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you kept me alive
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you put up with my crazy
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you survived my child
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Family Tags
Family is everything. Sometimes everything that drives you nuts!
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a card doesn’t taste this good
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adulting is hard
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Because if we didn’t laugh we would cry
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being related to me is hard
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I got to sassy
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I kinda like you (don’t make it weird)
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I Love You! – small gift for someone you love
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it’s too early for wine
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we never liked him anyway
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you answer my 11pm texts
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you are still older than me
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you deserve it
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you didn’t kill me –
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Pet Lover Tags
Find the special tag that says what you need
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Sweet Sass Tags
We aren’t all Sass – Say something sweet
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Work Peeps Tags
Work can be a great place. It can also be stressful. Some cocoa might just make it a little better.
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adulting is hard
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bartending 10% drinks 90 % drama
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Because if we didn’t laugh we would cry
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I like you more than patients
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it’s too early for wine
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you answer my 11pm texts
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you deserve it
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you don’t look good in orange
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you put up with my crazy
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you’re my favorite hot mess
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you’re my favorite PITA
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Hair Stylist Tags
Having that perfect stylist is a special connection. Let them know how much you appreciate them.
Teacher Tags
Teachers work hard for the money – Say “I see you” , they will appreciate it.
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a card doesn’t taste this good
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drinking in the classroom is wrong
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glitter and glue didn’t break you
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I got to sassy
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it’s too early for wine
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teachers should get combat pay
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you can’t drink wine in the classroom – teacher gift
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you deserve it
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you put up with my crazy
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you survived my child
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Vet / Rescuer Tags
The Unsung Heroes of the pet world. Let them know how much you appreciate them.
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Real Estate Agent Tags
Agents work tirelessly to find your perfect home. A thank you and here is some cocoa would be appreciated.
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Food Service / Bartender Tags
The feed us, the keep our sprites high, they also put up with a lot of S*it.







































