Teacher

Teachers deserve a break – and some chocolate!

  • a card doesn't taste this good

    a card doesn’t taste this good

    $6.00

    Why spend over $5 for a card when you can give a gift in its place!  Sassory Hot Cocoa with Sass Tag a card doesn’t taste this good does just that!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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  • drinking in the classroom is wrong

    drinking in the classroom is wrong

    $6.00

    If they can’t drink something stronger in the classroom  – how about some un-spiked Sassory Hot Cocoa – it is perfect for when drinking in the classroom is wrong

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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  • you can't drink wine in the classroom

    you can’t drink wine in the classroom – teacher gift

    $6.00

    You can’t drink wine in the classroom – sometimes even the best teacher needs a little reminder (haha) – .  But they can drink Sassory!  Give them the little break they deserve

    Why give a card when you can give a small gift for the same price?
    Add a Sass Tag to a Sass-size Cocoa Mix and turn a simple message into handcrafted, indulgent cocoa they can actually savor.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee

    About our product: 

    At Sassory, we believe hot chocolate should taste as good as it makes you feel. Our gourmet cocoa mixes are crafted with carefully selected ingredients and a richer, more mature flavor profile than the typical “box” cocoa. No fillers, no artificial fluff — just real cocoa, balanced sweetness, and flavors designed for grown‑up taste buds who still love a little fun.

    Each blend is small‑batch crafted to create a smooth, indulgent cup that’s perfect for sharing or savoring on your own. From classic comfort to playful seasonal twists, our mixes offer depth, richness, and a satisfying chocolate experience you won’t find in mass‑produced packets.

    Whether you’re looking for a thoughtful gift or a cozy treat for yourself, Sassory hot chocolate delivers flavor you can feel good about. Explore our collection and find your perfect cup — because with Sassory, every sip is crafted with intention, quality, and just the right amount of sass.

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  • glitter and glue didn't break you

    glitter and glue didn’t break you

    $6.00

    Shout out to all the teachers and child care workers that go home looking like a stripper.  Our “ glitter and glue didn’t break you” Sass Tag says we thank you!

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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  • I got to sassy

    I got to sassy

    $6.00

    Sometimes we need to apologize…mending the fence over some Sassory Hot Chocolate could be just the thing that starts a good conversation.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
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  • it's too early for wine

    it’s too early for wine

    $6.00

     When drinking a glass of wine would be wrong – our hot cocoa steps up.  Can I recommend Chai There! or either the MexiCoco or MexiMoco?  They bring a little party to the times you can’t spike it up.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • teachers should get combat pay

    teachers should get combat pay

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • we don't get paid enough for this shit

    we don’t get paid enough for this shit

    $6.00

     Need an office laugh? ~  we don’t get paid enough for this shit Sass tag on some premium hot Chocolate will definitely do it. Now – get back to work before the boss see you savoring deliciousness.

     Comes with your choice of 6 flavors, available in Clean Slate (Pure Hot Cocoa with nothing artificial) or Fully Loaded (Chocolate Chips & Marshmallows).

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  • you deserve it

    you deserve it

    $6.00

    No Sass here!  Just a friendly reminder to the person that has been grinding away~ they deserve whatever has come their way.

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you put up with my crazy

    you put up with my crazy

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • you survived my child

    you survived my child

    $6.00

    Select from 6 Sassy and Amazing flavors:

    • OG Cocoa – Rich, creamy, and a little bit sassy. Our OG Hot Chocolate is pure Chocolate comfort
    • Chai There! – Deep Dark Cocoa meets warming spices.   If you love Chai – you will love Chai There!
    • Peanut Butter Bliss – What is better than Chocolate and Peanut Butter!   It is like dessert in a cup.
    • Espress Yourself -Deep Dark Cocoa and Coffee come together to create the perfect Mocha
    • MexiMoco – OG Cocoa – Coffee – Spice !  WHOA is this even legal?
    • MexiCoco – MexiMoco’s quieter sibling.  All the Chocolate and spice, none of the coffee
    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page